No, it is not a toad. Unless of course Mum loves toads or your Toad lives in a Hall.
The best Mother’s Day present is probably not a skinny nosy chicken. Better to have a fat one, served with roasted rosemary potatoes and gravy scented with orange zest.
The best Mother’s day present is not a poopy barn pigeon either. Or even two of them. Forget about a pigeon pie too. Too much cleaning up.
It is not the policeman sheep with her disinterested offspring on a muddy day. Though they are kind of cute on any day.
The Best Mother’s Day present may not be three peacocks in a row waiting to be released. because they have to wait just a little longer. Though they are a close second I think.
No, the best present for a mother, because her five children are all grown and far away and…